Think about that for a minute: I spent a whole month in a country, traveled all over, and did not have one single unpleasant experience, was never treated rudely, threatened, or abused in any way, nobody cheated me or made fun of my Spanfranitalingles. No arguing with taxi drivers, no a$$hole waiters, nobody walked away from me in the street when I asked them a question (quite a few of them stopped and took me where I was going – even in Lima, the big city).
All the people I met along the way and got talking to at all were poster people for how to treat foreigners who cannot even speak their language properly. Cab drivers, waiters, hotel people, the lady in the post office, the train people, all the vendors, everyone, down to a person. It was like they had gone to a training class or the government had run ads all over the television. I just can’t get over it. Here's another example: Street and beach vendors stroll around wordlessly displaying their wares. They don't holler or repeat the same thing endlessly or hover over you until you shoo them away, they wait for you to call them if you want them. How civilized!
I admit being less than impressed by those at the extreme ends of the social ladder: I did not see too many beggars, but they were sometimes a pain in the neck. The beggars I did see were very deferential and disappeared as soon as I refused for the most part. However, a few did hound and hound and that is a slightly unpleasant memory. Also, I remember the old lady in Chinchero hollering at me to give her a tip when she saw I wanted to take her photo, then she refused my 1 cent coins. Beggars can be choosers after all.
The snobs in the Miraflores area of
This was my first visit to a developing country where I could actually speak the language and that has an impact, although it’s impossible to quantify the difference it made. Understanding and being understood help in every situation, but a lot of interactions come down to feelings, vibes, chemistry between people, and reactions in certain situations. I was never treated with any suspicion or skepticism in any situation - it's like they know we are good people, we are to be trusted by definition until our behavior dictates otherwise.
The landscape of Peru is just like California: ocean, desert, dry brown mountains, lush valleys, it is breathtakingly gorgeous wherever you go. I haven’t seen everywhere, but I well imagine there are no ugly places in Peru.
Weather is everything. The people are industrious and energetic because they are not taxed by muggy 90 degree days as in most developing countries. Lima is a bit gray, cool, and cloudy for my tastes and Cusco a bit cool as mentioned, but Trujillo is always lovely. Even in the dead of winter it only goes down to the late 40s overnight. There are no mosquitoes or spiders or any of the other usual tropical irritations due to the arid climate. I never saw a drop of rain the whole time I was there!! HAHAHAHA! How about that? It threatened on Wayna Picchu day, just as well, it was very hot without the sun, can't imagine how it would have been with it. You can’t go wrong with the weather, although Cusco gets down around freezing over night in winter (our summer).
The sights were out of sight: If you went to Peru, changed planes in the Lima airport, went to Cusco, then straight to Machu Picchu, and back out the same way, the trip would be worth your while. It was a breathtaking experience that anyone of any age would enjoy. You’re in another world – literally. I sat on the cliffs at Larcomar in Lima yesterday having a bite and taking it all in, and, wow, it is extremely beautiful. The big natural bay and brown cliffs with the city sitting on top. Impressive. Then take Cusco, sitting in that bowl at the bottom of the mountains. Trujillo could be San Jose and Huanchaco Santa Cruz very easily, very nice places. And that’s only what I saw, I just scratched the surface.
The Peruvians don’t fool around when it comes to food: most restaurants have a stunning array of fresh fish, crab, shrimp, squid then they have the “regular” stuff: beef, lamb, duck, pork, chicken, and turkey (and I don’t mean once a year either).
Most of the above are prepared all these different ways: sudado (steamed w/ onion and tomatoes), chicharron (fried), milanese (breaded and fried), plancha (grilled), cooked in a milk soup (this is called chupe). They serve all this with a dozen different kinds of potatoes, squash, yucca, plantain, sweet potatoes, they have stuffed potatoes called “causas”, it goes on and on. Then you’ll get white rice, yellow rice, the Peruvian version of blackened rice, fried rice, and so on.
There is a strong European influence in the cuisine which can be seen in all the sauces, gravies, and salsas and whatnot they find to accompany things. No dish is boring or bland, doesn't exist. The national dish is ceviche, as I mentioned before, which is raw marinated fish served in the lime marinade together with corn and potatoes with onion on top. It is out of this world, I ate it nearly every day for a month. Men, it's good for your johnson too :-)
The food is so good that if you ate your way around the country and got back on the plane and left without seeing a single thing, it would be a GREAT trip. The service is even better, it’s like Europe. It makes me miss good, sincere service, where you know the people are truly passionate about what they do. These people are proud of it and it shows.
History: I am not a history boy at all, the only key dates I retain is that the Incas based out of Cusco and the Chimu in the north were around until the Spanish raping and pillaging started in the mid 1500's. The original Peruvian civilization is one of the oldest in the world and the Incan empire was the largest in South America until the Spanish arrived. Impressive.
Nightlife: I have avoided this topic like the plague because the only time I hit any kind of bar or club was the very first night in Lima. No idea, but I'm sure it must be fun, the women love foreigners. Everybody told me to hit a disco late in the evening and the babes would be out in force, but all I hit was my bed.
Now for the future: I like Lima, but it stinks too much, it’s often cloudy and cool, and is too noisy. Miraflores is the classy part but the racket is deafening as they are building up every square inch to squeeze out every last dollar, it will take a few more years, but they will do it. Already they are asking US$100k for a nice apartment in a nice area. I don’t think so. The construction is so cheap and flimsy, you can hear every elevator, every loud discussion or music.
I liked Cusco a lot and the babes alone will be worth the return trip. I will spend more time, peel down the onion, interview those Llamadas!! Llamadas!! girls again. Lake Titicaca is mostly in Peru and partly in Bolivia, I blew it Brad by not realizing I could get there (not sure how difficult it is from Cusco or Arequipa) easily from Peru - I thought I would have to go through Bolivia.
For sure I’m going to focus on the northern part of the country again: Huanchaco and the beach and the nice small town vibe plus big town Trujillo make a knockout combination. I could live there in a heartbeat. I would like to add Mancora and Chiclayo, plus the beaches of Paita and Talara to the list and check out Ecuador.
I'm also going to force myself to expand to other countries. This is like dating and the first babe you go out with is awesome, but you have to force yourself to check out a few more before getting too serious.
Llamadas!! Llamadas!!
